Well...... I went camping this weekend and let's just say I did not come home the skinny bitch I anticipated!!!! I previously posted/bragged about my six pound weight loss, well let's just make that a weight gain!!!! Yep that is me, Queen Gain Weight! I managed in three days to gain back all of the weight I had lost. I did follow the diet pretty well....but I let myself partake of a few things not on the "approved list". I did not expect to lose weight while I was gone but to gain that much? Seriously that sums up my life.... Pro/Expert at rapid weight gain!! That will get me far!!!
Really I sound like a big boohoo whaa baby, I know, but come on!!! How does one not feel picked on? The ability to gain weight at super human rates was not my super hero goal! I just don't understand! Even with cheating I still took in way less calories than normal. My next step is finding a rich sugar daddy that will pay for numerous surgeries! I give up!
I wonder what lesson god is trying to teach fat girls? Seems to me there are many other trials that I could have besides going through life in a fat suit! I am pretty sure if he created us... I mean me, he would be pretty embarrassed!!!!!!!! I know it's not as bad as I am making it out to be but a girls gotta vent!
UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
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6 days ago
I love this! You have summed it all up so well.
ReplyDeleteFunny thing...the comment from "GreenTheWorld" was actually from ME - Jen!! I'm at my awesome, part-time, $9.50/hour job as a receptionist...and the computer I'm on had been used in the early AM by the "official" Accountant who comes in in the morning...who also happens to be the owner of "Green The World" in Riverdale (an Earth friendly store). Blogspot recognized the PC and automatically logged her on, but it was really me. Weird huh??
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